About me
Go on, ask away…
- Name
- Andrew Bossom. And yes, that is a real name. Don’t bother sending me a joke about my name: I’ve heard them all before, including the rude ones.
- Date of birth
- 24th January 1970. Apparently, that makes me old.
- Nationality
- British.
- Current location
- Top left-hand corner of Bavaria, Germany. That’s right: I don’t live in the country of my birth. So what?
- Marital status
- Surprisingly, married.
- Occupation
- Freelance English teacher, translator, proof-reader and website designer. That’s enough for one lifetime, to be honest. In my next life I want to be a worker on some production line somewhere: it’s considerably less hassle.
- Eyes
- Two.
- Hair
- Yes.
- Favourite colour
- I don’t really know. I don’t know what the point of having a favourite colour is.
- Half-full or half-empty?
- About fifty-fifty.
- Pizza topping
- Ham, mushrooms, brocolli, egg, tuna, pineapple, bacon, salami, cheesecake, banana, salmon, cornflakes, dark chocolate, mint and fresh cream.
- Favourite book
- The Oxford English Dictionary. Admittedly, the plot sucks, but it’s very well organised.
- Least favourite movie
- That one with George Clooney playing Batman, bursting into tears like a nine-year-old girl because he thinks his butler is going to die.
- Weirdest fantasy
- Let’s just say that it features a flying-helmet and an armadillo.
- Pet hate
- Meaningless surveys that get posted on MySpace and copied into web forums and e-mails.